I really do not handle being ignored very well

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

Reason #856 of why you should love John Green^

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

Reason #856 of why you should love John Green^

Can I just be Kate Middleton?

I mean she’s frigggin perfect! She’s classy, she’s beautiful, she’s down to Earth. Oh yeah, and a dutchess! I mean who doesn’t want to be her.

I guess I’m stuck being a poor broke average looking American college student while she gets to be gorgeous mommy princess.

poetsandscholars:

sksparkle77:

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

I WANT A BABY OTTER

theimaginaryjenna themystory

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

Pascal!

Pearls and curls ❤️happy Sunday

Pearls and curls ❤️happy Sunday

I really want some coffee

But it’s quarter after midnight and I’m trying to sleep.

in-a-sweater-poorly-knit:

My goal is to pray so much and so often I pray with out realizing it. I want talk to God and learn how to tap in to a relationship. I want to hear His thoughts and I want to laugh with Him. I want to pray so much that it is like talking to my best friend.